stardust-rain
still-sophistory:

#ahsdgdh #also for some reason this really makes me want a musical episode #working episode title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Precinct #dfkdfk can you picture the opening number #‘It’s Murder Watson!’ #[INT. DAY. soft lazy strings as joan raises her head from her pillow; squints at her alarm clock; rolls over to go back to sleep] #[but a moment later the music begins to swell and we hear the thud-thud-thud of feet running up the stairs] #[joan pulls her pillow over her head and mumbles ‘nrrrg’ just as - ] #[BAM - the door bursts open and the band kicks in enthusiastically] #sherlock: ‘it’s murder watson!’ #‘they found him in a subway station; middle-forties male caucasian; no signs of an altercation; no apparent cause of death’ #‘but upon examination his arms displayed some odd abrasions; i’m quite convinced of crime most brazen’ #‘come on watson shake a leg - it’s murder watson; murder!’ #joan crawls out from under the heap of clothes sherlock has piled on her as sherlock whirls away to assemble his detectiving tools #joan brushing her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror; singing about how at least she got a good six hours #and how this better not be another three-pipe problem (what sherlock got into the habit of calling them back when he er. got into the habit) #on the refrain - KNOCK KNOCK on the bathroom door & joan mouths along smiling to herself: ‘it’s murder watson!’ #KITCHEN: high-speed morecombe & wise synchronised breakfast-making as sherlock tries to hurry joan along #quizzing her on her lessons until she shoves a piece of toast in his mouth #she discovers clyde lurking in the breadbin and hands him off to sherlock who swoops him away to his terrarium #‘it’s murder clyde!’ #sherlock helps joan into her coat; joan wrestles sherlock into a scarf; sherlock dashes back into the living room for his phone #‘now who’s the slowpoke? hurry up sherlock!’ #‘yes yes i know!’ they bluster out the door. ‘it’s murder watson!’ #…………. #awkwardly shuffles away #elementary #elementasquee

still-sophistory:

#ahsdgdh #also for some reason this really makes me want a musical episode #working episode title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Precinct #dfkdfk can you picture the opening number #‘It’s Murder Watson!’ #[INT. DAY. soft lazy strings as joan raises her head from her pillow; squints at her alarm clock; rolls over to go back to sleep] #[but a moment later the music begins to swell and we hear the thud-thud-thud of feet running up the stairs] #[joan pulls her pillow over her head and mumbles ‘nrrrg’ just as - ] #[BAM - the door bursts open and the band kicks in enthusiastically] #sherlock: ‘it’s murder watson!’ #‘they found him in a subway station; middle-forties male caucasian; no signs of an altercation; no apparent cause of death’ #‘but upon examination his arms displayed some odd abrasions; i’m quite convinced of crime most brazen’ #‘come on watson shake a leg - it’s murder watson; murder!’ #joan crawls out from under the heap of clothes sherlock has piled on her as sherlock whirls away to assemble his detectiving tools #joan brushing her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror; singing about how at least she got a good six hours #and how this better not be another three-pipe problem (what sherlock got into the habit of calling them back when he er. got into the habit) #on the refrain - KNOCK KNOCK on the bathroom door & joan mouths along smiling to herself: ‘it’s murder watson!’ #KITCHEN: high-speed morecombe & wise synchronised breakfast-making as sherlock tries to hurry joan along #quizzing her on her lessons until she shoves a piece of toast in his mouth #she discovers clyde lurking in the breadbin and hands him off to sherlock who swoops him away to his terrarium #‘it’s murder clyde!’ #sherlock helps joan into her coat; joan wrestles sherlock into a scarf; sherlock dashes back into the living room for his phone #‘now who’s the slowpoke? hurry up sherlock!’ #‘yes yes i know!’ they bluster out the door. ‘it’s murder watson!’ #…………. #awkwardly shuffles away #elementary #elementasquee

i can’t decide if I want benny’s antigrav abilities to be solely a product of his mind or if it’s something his body is capable of

because on one hand: bad cop in benny’s body trying to fly and falling flat on his face

and on the other: bad cop in benny’s body inadvertently starting to float and he can’t figure out how to get down